Niche as Quiche
Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.
Episodes

Mar 5, 2024
Mar 5, 2024
1hr 8 min
ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51
Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.
I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Feb 28, 2024
Feb 28, 2024
1hr 1 min
Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50
It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!
50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson
PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Feb 19, 2024
Feb 19, 2024
51 min
BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!!
I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages.
I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off!If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery dry.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Feb 6, 2024
Feb 6, 2024
1hr 3 min
oijhbnyubg it’s episode 48
I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne.
if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now.
Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Jan 26, 2024
Jan 26, 2024
58 min
AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan)
Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night.
Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!!
Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Jan 15, 2024
Jan 15, 2024
52 min
CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46!
Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan.
Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche.
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Jan 5, 2024
Jan 5, 2024
1hr 4 min
Cheese and Rice! it’s episode 45!
Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche.
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming SOOOOOOOON.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Dec 27, 2023
Dec 27, 2023
47 min
This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast.
Love you.
Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit beginning January 1, 2024
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Dec 11, 2023
Dec 11, 2023
52 min
It's episode 43.
Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news
PLUS, I did a thingy!!!!
I also love getting voice messages!
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though,And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit beginning January 1, 2024
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Nov 26, 2023
Nov 26, 2023
48 min
It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont.
I love getting voice messages!
So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com
Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons




