Niche as Quiche

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

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4 days ago

I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.    
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Thursday Jun 20, 2024

Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,
I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo

Wednesday Jun 05, 2024

Email me!
Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.
I had a mental breakdown
at the start of the pandemic
I was hospitalised and realised
my mind was problematic
now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days
though I feel kinda better
yet I still get sad Hooray
got a 7-year-old daughter
that I want to not fuck up
I used to be kind of famous
but my ego mucked it up 
here I air my dirty laundry
share my deepest darkest secrets
here I have my recipe for, Sam Simmons niche as quichness.

Thursday May 23, 2024

Remember I love you!!!!!
don't be a snow-fake.

Thursday May 16, 2024

Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.
say hello
listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick

Thursday May 09, 2024

Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.

a toe in the ocean

Wednesday May 01, 2024

Wednesday May 01, 2024

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.
luv u x

Wednesday Mar 27, 2024

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.
All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)
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Tuesday Mar 12, 2024

Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one.I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week! 
In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

Tuesday Mar 05, 2024

ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51
Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.
I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me
PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to
You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT.

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