Niche as Quiche

Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.
 
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NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS COMING!!!

I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.
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I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.    
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Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,
I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo
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Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.
I had a mental breakdown
at the start of the pandemic
I was hospitalised and realised
my mind was problematic
now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days
though I feel kinda better
yet I still get sad Hooray
got a 7-year-old daughter
that I want to not fuck up
I used to be kind of famous
but my ego mucked it up 
here I air my dirty laundry
share my deepest darkest secrets
here I have my recipe for, Sam Simmons niche as quichness.
 
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Remember I love you!!!!!
don't be a snow-fake.
https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0
 

Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.
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listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick 
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Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.
x

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.
luv u x

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.
All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)
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