Niche as Quiche

Episode 67
Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.
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It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,
Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x
 
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Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.
*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.
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Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!
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A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!
* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS 
ENJOY X
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Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.
 
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I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.
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I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.    
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Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,
I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo
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Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.
I had a mental breakdown
at the start of the pandemic
I was hospitalised and realised
my mind was problematic
now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days
though I feel kinda better
yet I still get sad Hooray
got a 7-year-old daughter
that I want to not fuck up
I used to be kind of famous
but my ego mucked it up 
here I air my dirty laundry
share my deepest darkest secrets
here I have my recipe for, Sam Simmons niche as quichness.
 
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